Score: 10

"uhhhhhh"

submission: A Tree and Pregnancy

date: September 24, 2008

lol

Score: 9

"Funny as hell"

submission: Skittles N' Dickz

date: September 24, 2008

I lol'd

Score: 9

"pretty good"

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Subway Story

date: September 11, 2008

she had nice tits

Score: 7

"OMG ITS HANK LOLOL"

submission: Madness Inaguration

date: September 11, 2008

Seriously? It's not -too- bad. You're beating yourself up dude. I watched it at least twice.

Score: 10

"HOLY FLYING"

submission: Sonic X CC Trailer

date: July 5, 2008

You know, I could easily spaz out and say a bunch of curse words like the F bomb to describe how cool this will be, but even that doesn't do it justice.... I love the way he made this flash look like a movie that should be coming out in a theatre. My hat and pants go off to these authors.

That was some pretty sick animation. Wicked cool, animation was perfect, hell, the opening title made me horny. Enough to the point where I would -pay- to see this in the movie theatre more than twice, (once with my girlfriends, and twice with my buddies)

Keep this shit coming guys, This is one of the best flash movies I've seen on newgrounds.

Score: 10

"This looks like a good series."

submission: Final Fantasy Sonic X:Ep6

date: June 8, 2008

I didn't even get to play this episode for 20 seconds. I know this looks like a good series and I'm going to start at 1 before I ruin it.

Score: 10

"Absolutely Riveting... I was struck by an Epiphany"

submission: nymph in love with tree

date: April 1, 2008

The Story was absolutely riveting, I was on the edge of my seat. This was an awesome movie in that it captures feminity to the letter!

Take heed, gentlemen, because this is the basis of all female behavior. You try to play it cool, and next thing you know, it could be something tiny that arouses her jealousy to the point of no return, and in the end, you end up just like that tree...

destroyed.

PS ...plus I mean hey, an innocent squirrel gets set on fire. Which is why this shit gets a 10. It's like the cherry on top man. The icing on the cake.

Score: 0

"Stop."

submission: Stop Voting 0!!!!!!!!!!!!

date: March 25, 2008

Why are you classifying this as explicit? It's a scrolling smiley face? I couldn't tell, it's super pixelated. If you want people to stop voting 0, then do something more productive with your flash. I regret to say that this is a waste of disk space on the newgrounds server, and by some miracle of God you managed to make it past judgement. I don't know you at all, but I have a feeling that you have more skill than just this.

Prove it.

Score: 8

"Not Bad"

submission: Space Invaders Extreme

date: March 23, 2008

I'm not saying this is god's gift to flash animation, but I think you're definately on to something here. As the reviewer before me said, maybe do some upgrades, like a laser that kills multiple enimies at once or something. But unlike traditional space invaders, maybe after a certain amount of kills or high hit% a drop or powerup happens where you can detatch from the left/right scroller and actually fly around temporarily. I've always wanted to do that in the old game, but never could ya know? And hey, it's a game about coordination, so if one crashes into you while flying, then you fail that level. And also to the noob sitting at the far right and hammering at the spacebar can be fun, seeing as how sometimes the faster ones still get away. All in all, an interesting game

Just a thought.
-Magus

Score: 10

"ROFL!!"

submission: Final Fantasy A+

date: March 23, 2008

GRADEu CAAV!
(grade curve)

A+